So I was laying down in bed with an excruciating headache when my boyfriend offered to make me a sandwich and I was like yeah sure please and then for some reason he got distracted and started to talk about something else and my head was pounding so I said “Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich.” and he just literally looked at me with his mouth open before he finally said “You win this time” and went out to the kitchen
At long last after years of hearing this annoying joke coming from men’s mouths and overpriced shirts I get to say it to a guy.
Here’s a photo of the lil bitch where he belongs.
He is going to kill me when he sees this already has like 40 freaking notes
let’s make this go viral
*whispers* what have I done….
I showed him the notes and he said “oh god i’m gonna be a meme.”
pansexual fun fact #1
pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.
not to mention your frying pan
Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown
is he ok
apparition is tricky business
"Stop blaming the writers!!!"
THEN WHOSE//???? RESPONSIBILITY???? IS IT????
when i was little my mom told me that you get a baby when you share something special with someone and one day this boys mom brought him mcdonald’s for lunch and he shared his fries with me so i was like “when are we having the baby”
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When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.
photos by gerry ellis from the david sheldrick wildlife trust, a nursery and orphanage for elephants in kenya’s tsavo east national park. here, fifty five keepers are charged with being around the clock parents to an elephant. the elephants, however, are the ones who chose their caretakers; it is the keepers who must ingratiate themselves to the elephants and earn their trust.
when elephants first arrive at the orphanage they are often traumatized from having witnessed the slaughter of their mothers and family by poachers. grieving can last several months, and they often lose the will to live. but as dame daphne sheldrick, founder of the orphanage, explains, a caretaker is charged with “persuading an elephant to live when it wants to die.”
approximately 35,000 elephants are killed by humans every year. with an estimated 350,000 elephants left in the whole continent of africa, they will be gone in the wild within ten years.
cbc’s the nature of things did a program on the elephants and their caretakers. you can foster an elephant with the david sheldrick wildlife trust online here. for more on the emotional lives of elephants, as well as the david sheldrick wildlife trust and other human efforts to save them, check out these posts
I’ve made some simple chibi with Doctor Who